Friday, October 29, 2010

Skeleton's Are a Few of My Favorite Things



And this gem goes out to my lovely boyfriend who isn't having the best October, my body is a zombie for you!


(November is going to be better)

Thursday, October 28, 2010

It's Almost Halloweiner

I just tried out my zombie cher makeup and it makes me sort of uncomfortable, which is pretty cool.

Also, a bunch of my friends made some funny, vote it up or down, ya'll!

Schmear - watch more funny videos

Shia Lebouf, who is this guy?

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Susan B. Anthony Always Out Doing Stuff


And then there's Maude. Thanks T. this song is going to be stuck in my head for weeks.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Oh Heyy

October, where you going so fast? I'm having a good time.

Also, this lady is fast becoming one of my faves...

Thursday, October 07, 2010

STOP SOCIALISM

For some reason there was a link above my email that said read: Stop Socialism. I was curious to know how I could stop socialism so I clicked.

Take Your Country Back!
The Democrats on Capitol Hill are out of control, spending our country into bankruptcy and threatening the foundations of our freedom and prosperity. They have to be stopped, and only you can stop them. You can stop them by voting them out of office and replacing them with elected officials who will work for you. You can stop them by donating to the Republican National Committee. We are ready to take back this country with you, and your contribution will help us take critical steps toward accomplishing this goal. You can help us send a Republican majority back to Washington by taking action today.

Can you feel me rolling my eyes? Register to vote (NOW) and do a little research (VOTE IN NOV.). It's all pretty hopeless, but it can get a whole lot worse ya'll. Crazy lint lickers.

ONLY YOU CAN STOP THEM!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Consumer vs Producer

An interesting man once said, "Whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it's very important that you do it."



I want to help people get healthy and make cool things out of other things. The Last Unicorn, trying to stay honest since 1984.

Monday, September 27, 2010

The Pew

Today on the view they were talking about evolution and Joy Behar said people who don't believe in evolution are Neanderthals and Sheri (who is a straight creationist) didn't even take note until Barbara Walters said, "She's calling YOU a Neanderthal." Barbara was laughing. Then Whoopi said you can have your own opinions you just can't have your own facts. Booyah. I like to hear people talk openly about this on daytime television.
This song has been stuck on my head for like two days. This video is just so funky weird. Dig it.

Also, Katy Perry's Sesame Street scandal.

Apparently the parents of America (let's be honest the Moms) didn't like their precious chitlins to be exposed to.... some cleavage? Are you kidding me? Half of the kids watching this are probably still breastfeeding. In the end due to complaints Sesame Street pulled the very vanilla clip. Shame on you Sesame Street. So we invited you on this show, probably picked out your costume, and rewrote your song, oh yeah, we forgot, you have bewbs, just kidding we don't actually want this to air.

Really? Boobs are about as controversial as you let them be.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Herodotus' First Law

What function does vengeance serve? Fear of it, dread in the face of its inescapability, should be enough to stop anyone from committing a dishonorable act that is damaging to another. It should function as a brake, a restraining voice of reason. If, however, it turns out to be an ineffectual deterrent, and someone commits an offense, the perpetrator will be seen to have set into motion a chain of retribution that can stretch for generations, for centuries even.
There is a kind of dreary fatalism in the mechanism of revenge. Something irreversible and inevitable. Misfortune befalls you and you cannot fathom why.

- Ryszard Kapuscinski

I like this dreary concept far more than the idiocy of the concept of "respect" and farther still than rigid rules we are forced to abide by (my bane, Traffic Laws!). If only we could self police. The golden rule taken completely out of a biblical concept is hands down the best idea that has come out of an ancient text. The ethic of reciprocity in all its forms seems like a great way to conduct one's self.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Longer Lost Rivals

I've also been pondering the idea of borders lately, in all concepts of the word.

They are made for crossing.

Moms have been asking about my brand new tattoo in very incredulous ways. It makes me happy. It reminds us all that I'm not one of them, maybe someday, but then I'll still be the mom with the sweet tat.

(I'm totally avoiding reading about how my blood pumps through my heart, can you tell?)

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The Astronaut's Birthday

Sometimes (at least six times a year) I seriously think about the question of art. What constitutes it? Why make it? Who is it really for? Do I consider myself an artist? Can a world exist without it? Etc. etc. It is indeed always a question that needs an attempt at answering. But in pondering that question it has recently brought up the bigger question of why do anything?

And not in a nihilistic way, but from a survival stand point.

I mean deep down do we really have a choice to do a lot of things? Can you lump art in with that most everything else we don't have a choice about? Yes for some and no for some?

Of course that question brings up a million other questions that will be answered in a million different ways by a million different people.

What I'm saying is, have you sat back and thought about what the important things in your life do for you and vice versa? Actually I don't know what I'm saying.