I have no internet (except at work and when I go to Dunkin Donuts) because my landlord broke our:
Television (smoke and everything)
and bathroom light
He also sprayed all over our apartment for ants with chemicals in a milk jug to which he did not know the ingredients. Did not fix the outlet (the only one we can plug our microwave into) and the front screens that we've been asking for since we moved in.
I'm also sick. Ha ha.